VitaMix

What is the Vitamix? Is a super power blender that can blend anything, literally.   I am writing this to inform people that there is no point in buying a juicer. My new room mate has one, and this blender can do the job just fine.

All you do is put 2 celery sticks, 2 collard greens, some water, blend for 30 seconds then strain it through a cheese-cloth. After that add some coconut water. It's important to add the coconut water because it is SWEET, otherwise it will be bitter and nasty and you will hate to be healthy.

This costs pennies a day and it's a great way to get greens into your diet. There is nothing the vita mix can't blend, you can throw a tree into this thing, and you will have blended tree.  All you do is rinse it out and you are set to go.

Some say if you blend something you heat it up and it no longer becomes raw. OK, no, my drinks are not hot, or heated after 30 seconds, and also the layman is far more concerned with convenience than anything else.
Nobody wants a "project" when making a simple drink, it's a drink dam it and it isn't supposed to take all morning.

It is pricey ($550), but go on craigs-list and look there first, make sure though when you go and buy one that it works, bring a few tree items, some rocks from space, indestructible metals, bones, and kindly ask the person if you can test the sucker out (wink). But be polite!! Ask them if they are open to allowing you to do this!! :)

But the BETTER news is that the greens daily will change your consciousness, it's like a happy pill. We were in class the other day, and we were talking about MORPHINE. Did you know that morphine does not stop you from feeling pain.  You can still  feel pain, it's just that you no longer CARE that you have pain.

Green leafy juices are the same, except, it's on an emotional level. IF there are things that trouble you with others, you will notice it, see it, but you won't CARE!! Not in an apathetic heartless way, you just realize that it has nothing to do with you.

It's soo funny, when you become high on green juice, people scream at you, tell you your a moron, and it's all good DUDE!!  You have to promise yourself, everyday for a month-------- a green juice.

Also greens ground you and uplift you in tandem. Do you know why people are addicted to coffee? It's because of the alkaloid content. Alkaloids give you a high, but with coffee.....you crash. Greens do the same thing, except you are in happy land that is REAL without the crash. It's not an artificial, addicted, coping fake high.

Back to the VITA MIX. Yeah, best little gadget I have ever used. I MUST HAVE a Vita mix now. I get twitchy if I feel I can't have one.

Also green supplements are pricey. There is no point going down that road. Also you can add herbs to those drinks. Fresh reishi mushrooms, vanilla bean, coffee beans (why not?), and eye of  noot.

Peace out,
Lindsay Tietz,










 

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