The 12th Annual Danforth Road Hockey Challenge, Sunday May 16th
It's time again for the Danforth Road hockey challenge. Every year a portion of Danforth gets closed off so that the local Danforth companies can compete against each other in a grueling road hockey tournament. Last year I played for the Big Carrot and we won the whole thing! We got the trophy.
There was blood, guts, cheering, fighting, voodo curses, and sucker punches.
You can't miss this one, who knows whats going to happen. The "Detroits" are out for revenge, we beat them in a shoot last year out after much blood shed. They are down right pissed off at us!! The Detroits are a local pub on the Danforth made up a mean, green, ball hockey machines. They want that trophy, dead or alive.
We are recruiting more women for our team so if you would like to come out, contact me. Credentials to get on our team are:
1.) if you are a woman that could pass for a man, we want YOU!
2.) hockey experience is an asset
3.) if you can distract men or women, while playing, we want YOU!
4.) if you can flirt, shoot, body check, and score, we want YOU!
5.) if you are single and want to meet hot guys (or girls) on our team, we want YOU!
Things you should know about US
There was blood, guts, cheering, fighting, voodo curses, and sucker punches.
We are recruiting more women for our team so if you would like to come out, contact me. Credentials to get on our team are:
1.) if you are a woman that could pass for a man, we want YOU!
2.) hockey experience is an asset
3.) if you can distract men or women, while playing, we want YOU!
4.) if you can flirt, shoot, body check, and score, we want YOU!
5.) if you are single and want to meet hot guys (or girls) on our team, we want YOU!
Things you should know about US
- we base our entire self esteem on winning
- you will be inundated with green leafy juices, power drinks and healthy things
- we like to gloat
- we are sore losers
- BEER afterwards!
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