The Best Homeopathic Remedy for Explosive, Fetid, Stick to the Toilet Bowl Diarrhea

The Castle Enchilada's Experience

Sir, maam, you ordered 2 enchiladas, a large coke, and a small fries. For an extra fifty cents you can UPSIZE your order to 5 enchiladas, a gallon of coke, and be buried in fries.

FREEZE FRAME right there.  This is the crucial moment dear ones, this is where the decision is made, the one that will land you in the

1.)
shit house, (upsize me please !)
2.) or a clear getaway, (no thanks I will stick to my original order)

Dont have enemies? Want some? Choose option #1.  This is your probable future......you scarf down all 5 enchiladas, a gallon of coke, and you do not reach for the ENO on time. 

Next thing you know you are doubled over, blowing out the worst smelling, green sticky, crap that has been seen in years on planet Earth. When you come up for a breather for 2 seconds the only thing you see is the writing on the bathroom wall.  And it isn't "Suzie Loves Jonny, BFF "
 
You know instantly that.........

the smell of your crap will not only stink up the bathroom, it will seep into "Castle Enchilada's" dining room, and you will have a whole new wave of people wanting to suddenly know WHO you are!
 
Believe me everyone seems to know some tough guy named "Bruno", who will show you some unpleasantries when he gets a whif of what you have done. So you need to find a solution, before you pass out from exhaustion....FAST!

POOF.......PODOPHYLLUM to the rescue. Homeopathic remedy for fast acting diarrhea relief. 

Podophyllum peltatum or commonly known as May Apple chiefly affects the duodenum, small intestines, liver and rectum. It is of course infamous for its uses in diarrhea. The characteristic symptoms of podo, is a sort of urgent diarrhea, that is profuse, fetid, gushing, watery, green and horribly offensive in smell. Often the patient cannot tell if they need to have a bowel movement or vomit..

Oh no! Want to avoid Bruno? Go out and get some Podo !


Lindsay Tietz, BSc, HD
Owner Intention to Heal
Your Homeopath in Toronto and Holistic Nutrition Expert
Proudly Serving The Danforth Area Directly  

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